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Lilo & Stitch
If you think the U.N.’s laws on genetic experimentation are strict, you should see some of the Galactic Federation’s. You’re not even allowed to engineer a new, hyperintelligent, shapeshifting,...
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Fantastic Mr. Fox
In order to live happily with his family, a master thief must assemble a team to pull off a massive, nigh impossible heist that will either save him… or kill him. No, this isn’t Inception....
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Rise of the Guardians
I imagine a lot of people would be pretty thrilled to wake up with amnesia, intangibility, and supernatural powers over ice and wind. But not Jack. Jack wants answers. And the only people who might be...
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Kung Fu Panda
Po’s a particularly perturbed panda. He wants more than anything to become a great kung fu master, but there are a couple things holding him back. First of all, he’s a panda. Pandas don’t tend to be...
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Iron Man 3
The Battle of Manhattan has taken its toll on Tony Stark. He may still retain his sharp-witted attitude, but he’s suffering from severe insomnia and PTSD. And to top it all off, a one-night stand from...
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Star Trek into Darkness
By cheating on the Kobayashi Maru test in Starfleet Academy, Jim Kirk failed to understand the fear of a no-win scenario in the captain’s seat. But life tends not to be as forgiving as an academic...
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Now You See Me
The oft-repeated slogan of this movie is “Look closely, because the closer you think you are, the less you’ll actually see.” I must have been looking from really far away. Blood-Boiling Elements: Lots...
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Man of Steel
Jor-El is faced with one of the most difficult decisions known to man. And he’s not even a man. Thanks to their stubbornness, his planet and his people are doomed to a painful destruction, and the only...
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Fireside Chats: Pixar is Dead
Pixar Animation Studios, of The Walt Disney Company, has been officially pronounced dead after the release of its latest animated feature, Monsters University. Born in 1979, to Steve Jobs, Ed Catmull,...
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Pacific Rim
In the 41st chapter of the book of Job, God challenges Job to face a gargantuan monster known as Leviathan. This fearsome sea-dwelling creature is described as having an impenetrable hide and the...
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